I love to laugh. I think most people do. Most of you guys know that I struggled this year with finding my voice as a writer and finally choosing the style of writing that fits me. I like to hit on serious issues in my books but I do like to tickle people’s funny bone and get a giggle out here and there. I used to feel bad about that, but not anymore. Making people laugh is a gift, and I plan to embrace it. That being said, I have a signed copy of Unbeweaveable to give away to the person who tells me the best joke. And keep it clean folks—no profanity or sexual connotations—just good, clean laughs.
The contest ends on Tuesday so get going! Make me laugh!
Woman looking in the mirror at herself and talking to her husband.
” Honey, there’s so many things wrong with me. My breast sag, my butt is too big,
my stomach looks like I’m six months pregnant, my hair is thinning, my thighs look
like one big thigh they rub together so. Come on, dear, tell me something that’s
not wrong with me.” Husband looks up from his paper, stares lovingly at his wife
and says, ” Well, baby, there’s nothing wrong with your eyes. You don’t need glasses.”
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me I’ll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week.”
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want.”
Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess and that I’ll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”
The engineer said, “Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool.”
I’ve heard your joke before Nina, but everytime I still laugh. B-Twin that’s a new one for me, but still funny.