It’s a Jungle Out There

Like a dummy I went to the mall on Saturday to catch some of the sales. Here is how my day went.

11:00 am—Arrive at mall. Begin looking for parking spot.

11:07 am—Still looking.

11:15 am—Still looking. Should take this as sign to go home, but no, keep going.

11:22 am—Find parking space. Am [...]